12 House Comebacks We’re Dying to Use in Real Life

Let's face it, Dr. House got away with saying everything we wish we could say on a daily basis. His no-filter attitude was enviable — the rest of the world can't make snarky comebacks and sarcastic comments and still keep their jobs.

Scroll through the gallery to see 12 comebacks from House that we're all dying to use in real life.

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When someone tells you something that really doesn't affect your life in any way. (Scroll through the gallery to see more of House's best comebacks)

"Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?"

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When you're called out for being sarcastic.

"Don't like my sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid."

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When your eye rolls aren't appreciated.

"Don't take it personally. It's just because you're full of crap."

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When someone says something mind-bogglingly stupid.

"For a moment there, I thought you were smart."

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When an unwelcome guest asks if they can come inside.

"Do you mind if I leave?"

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When someone says something obvious.

"Wow you're like a detective or something."

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When someone calls you a name.

"Takes one to know one, loser."

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When you really don't feel like dealing with your boss.

"There's a long list of reasons not to like you."

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When you just feel like insulting someone.

"Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology."

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When someone says you "look tired."

"Wow, you're ugly!"

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When someone's complaining about their First World problems.

"Oh, God, stop. I'm in a pool of tears here."

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When everyone and everything is annoying.

"You all suck."